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And then- we just get nothing back! I bet he's a lawyer. [A woman emerges from the toilet behind him and he tries to pretend he was in the other one]. Chandler: Awful. Monica points to Phoebe. What'd you think? You can drag-and-drop any movie file to search for subtitles for that movie. Tv Serie, Movie or IMDB ID Search. I mean, when I read Euphoria at Midnight, all I wanted to do was become a writer. I cannot get on a plane without one! Phoebe: Thanks. Joey: Uhhhh.... he's not even wearing a jockstrap! I'm sorry, honey, I promise it will never happen again. Monica bursts in, closely followed by Phoebe. I mean, what was I hoping would happen? Monica: He's coming. Okay? Weekend at Bernie's! Are we okay now? Huh? Also Phoebe and Monica try to date a guy in a coma! I love her books! [To Ross] See what happens when you break the code? Chandler: [To Ross] I can't believe this! Mrs. Bing: He's not a hero. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Chandler: No, just knowing you're gonna be there is enough. Phoebe: Nothing, I just thought I'd stop by.. y'know, after the uh... that I.. y'know, so what are you doing here? They are both somewhat flustered]. You might wanna put the kids to bed for this one. Discover more posts about the-one-with-mrs.-bing. She's coming up! Congress is debating a new deficit reduction bill... the mayor wants to raise subway fares again... the high today was forty-five... and- oh, teams played sports. Ross: Okay, I think we're getting into a weird area here... [Mon+Rach's door opens and Rachel and Paolo emerge]. I-I had to tell you. She's always been a Freudian nightmare. You know, knowledge is a tricky thing. I don't even say woowoo. Run! Chandler is talking with his mom]. Coma Guy: So, the Etch-a-Sketch is from you guys? Chandler: Exactly. Joey: Ross, how could you let this happen? [To Central Perk] Still doing the play. You're smart, you're sexy... Mrs. Bing: You are gonna be fine, believe me. Phoebe: [Walks up with her guitar] Hey Rach. Only you could've picked this place. [Goes to the counter]. But I guess it was just the coma. Chandler and his mom come out]. [Goes back inside and shuts the door]. Chandler: Exactly. Ross: I don't know, God, I- well, it's not like she's a regular mom, y'know? Friends, Friends full episodes, Friends funny moments, Friends best moment, Comedy,TBS Shows,Friends TBS,Jennifer Aniston,Rachel Green,Courteney Cox #Friends #Friendsfunnymoments #Friendsbestmoment. Ross: Yeah, um, I don't know if you noticed, but he had a lot to drink, and you know how he gets when he's drun..uh... [He has caught sight of Joey scowling at him] I can't do this, I did it, it was me, I'm sorry, I kissed your mom. Starring: Jennifer Aniston (Rachel Green), Courteney Cox (Monica Geller), Lisa Kudrow (Phoebe Buffay), Matt Le Blanc (Joey Tribbiani), Matthew Perry (Chandler Bing), David Schwimmer (Ross Geller) Special Guest Star: Morgan Fairchild (Nora Bing) Now you tell me she's not a knockout. [Monica gives her a look] 'Kay. But, um, apparently, somebody overslept. Rachel: Mrs. Bing, I have to tell you, I've read everything you've ever written. Huh? There is no sign of Coma Guy- his bed is empty], [There is the sound of a flushing toilet and Coma Guy emerges from the bathroom]. Phoebe: Okay, maybe it was a trick question. "Friends" The One with Mrs. Bing (TV Episode 1995) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. Don't look now, but behind us is a guy who has the potential to break our hearts and plunge us into a pit of depression. No! Ross: You're good. Okay, you mean, you're not gonna talk to her, you're not gonna tell her how you feel? It starts with Monica reading Coma Guy a newspaper]. No, I mean it! Ross: I was really upset about Rachel and Paolo, and I think I had too much tequila, and Nora- um, Mrs. Mom- your Bing- was just being nice, y'know, and- But nothing happened, nothing- Ask Joey, Joey, uh, came in-. The One with Mrs. Bing Awards and Nominations. Right? Congress is debating a new deficit reduction bill... the mayor wants to raise subway fares again... the high today was forty-five... and- oh, teams played sports. I'm sorry, honey, I promise it will never happen again. [Turns to face him] Ooh, come to Momma. Ross: You're good. Paolo kissed my mom? Oh, oh, and on page two, he's not 'reaching for her heaving beasts'. Ross: You're my friend. We thought you were different. Joey is getting the door in his dressing gown- it's Ross], [Ross drags Joey into the hall and slams the door]. [Credits Scene: Mon+Rach's. Joey: I can't believe you said woowoo. [Sung:] And then- we just get nothing back! Phoebe is there stroking Coma Guy's hair, when Monica enters with a bunch of balloons]. Monica: I wish we at least knew his name... Look at that face. Phoebe: Y'know what? Mrs. Bing: No. Dec 13, 2017 - This Pin was discovered by MengxianCheung. Meanwhile, Monica and Phoebe fight over a guy in a coma. Phoebe: Just wanna check my horoscope, see if it was right. Your language. [Leaves and slams the door], [Scene 7: Central Perk- no Chandler. [Ross emerges from a toilet marked 'Chicas'], Ross: Yeah, I'm fine, I'm fine. 11: 11 "The One with Mrs. Bing" James Burrows: Alexa Junge: January 5, 1995 () 456660: 26.6: Chandler's flamboyant romance-novelist mother, Nora Bing … [Plays a few chords] Um, Rachel can we do this now? [Credits Scene: Mon+Rach's. Joey: [Shouting after him] Chandler, I didn't kiss her, he did! [A woman emerges from the toilet behind him and he tries to pretend he was in the other one]. Nora Tyler Bing is the mother of Chandler Bing and ex-wife of Charles Bing, played by Morgan Fairchild.A graphic adult novelist, she divorced her husband when she learned of his sexuality and his affair with the pool boy when Chandler was very young (Chandler hates Thanksgiving and all Thanksgiving food because they told him they were separating at Thanksgiving dinner). [Cut to the hospital. Watch this 老友记 video, season 1 episode 11 the one with mrs bing, on 潮流粉丝俱乐部 and browse other 老友记 videos. Phoebe: Well, actually it's just from me. Now this is just the first chapter, and I want your absolute honest opinion. And, he's the kinda guy who, when you're talking, he's listening, y'know, and not saying 'Yeah, I understand' but really wondering what you look like naked. Hello, Coma Guy. Ross: Okay, well, if she always behaves like this, why don't you say something? I have sold a hundred million copies of my books, and y'know why? ), https://transcripts.fandom.com/wiki/The_One_with_Mrs._Bing?oldid=42074. The two try to make it up to him by taking extreme care of him in the hospital, even as they fantasize about him as the most charming of guys. [Downs a shot], [Time lapse. Tumblr is a place to express yourself, discover yourself, and bond over the stuff you love. [Scene 5: Chandler and Joey's, morning. I mean, when I read Euphoria at Midnight, all I wanted to do was become a writer. Let's go, Phoebe. Ross: Anyone want me to appraise anything? Monica bursts in, closely followed by Phoebe. What is that all about? Because I know how to write men that women fall in love with. Joey: No, no. [To Ross] It's the Italian Hand-Licker, isn't it. There's something I have got to say... I'll just pee in the street. Friends - The One With Mrs. Bing Season 1 - Episode 11 FRIENDS He could be a Glen. I mean, what was I hoping would happen? In the end, everyone ends up without a date and fulfilling the pact. I-I had to tell you. Rachel: Okay. And- he can dance! UP! Watch online "The One with Mrs. Bing" in English with English subtitles; TV show "Friends", season 1 You just start with half a dozen European cities, throw in thirty euphemisms for male genitalia, and bam! They're walking away... they're walking away... No, no they're not, they're coming right at us! Awful. Chandler's romance-novelist mother comes to New York to visit him, and Joey catches her and Ross kissing. Ross is talking to Chandler. [Whips back the sheet], [Cut to Chandler and Joey's place. Ross: Oh my God! Rachel: Hi! I have sold a hundred million copies of my books, and y'know why? No? But, um, apparently, somebody overslept. Monica: Okay, he's a lawyer, who teaches sculpting on the side. Ross: C'mon, Chandler, I love your mom. The guy is in a coma and Mon and Pheebs are visiting]. He did it. Mrs. Bing: Really stupid. Phoebe: Look at you! Rachel: [Into microphone] Central Perk is proud to present Miss Phoebe Buffay. Rachel: [Into microphone] Central Perk is proud to present Miss Phoebe Buffay. Tell ya, you don't wanna be around when he starts writing with those! UP! Ross is now clearly drunk. UP! The one with Chandler's mom Lady_Targaryen 22 October 2007. What do I want... [Looks at Chandler's menu]. Friends S1E11- The One with Mrs. Bing. Rachel is writing something and Monica walks up]. What is that all about? [Ross emerges from a toilet marked 'Chicas'], Ross: Yeah, I'm fine, I'm fine. Rachel: Alright, that's it! Transcripts Wiki is a FANDOM TV Community. "Friends" The One with Mrs. Bing napisy - Friends Season 01 Episode 11 - The One with Mrs. Bing - Polski They start from the beginning in hopes of making it through all 236 episodes. Ross: I don't know, God, I- well, it's not like she's a regular mom, y'know? [Kisses him and goes to leave]. And I don't even know how it happened. Chandler: Y'know, we don't have to watch this. Let's go, Phoebe. He is holding up a shot glass to his eye like a jeweller's eye]. [Cut to Joey listening at the door. Sort by: Filter by Rating: 8 /10. [Runs out, knocking over the mike stand]. [Cut to the hospital. Coma Guy: Well, what do you want me to say? Chandler: Please God don't let it be Kung Pao Chicken. Joey: I'll have you know that Gloria Tribbiani was a handsome woman in her day, alright? Monica: I wish we at least knew his name... Look at that face. [Chandler twists it and Ross goes down on one knee] That's, that's my knee. Mrs. Bing: Honey, it isn’t good luck. I'm leaving for New York tomorrow, which I hate- but I get to see my son, who I love... Chandler: This is the way that I find out. Watch Queue Queue. He turns and doesn't see an ambulance, which hits him and knocks him into a coma. Phoebe: Okay, maybe it was a trick question. I've been taking care of you. [Walks toward the door]. Rachel: Mrs. Bing, I have to tell you, I've read everything you've ever written. People will not turn three hundred twenty-five pages for a Paolo. Joey is making a snack at the bar]. [Kisses him and goes to leave]. Rachel is handing out copies of her book to the gang]. TV … [Cut to Joey listening at the door. [They shake hands] So I told her. Joey: No, no. He said 'When are you gonna grow up and start being a mom? Chandler's romance-novelist mother comes to New York to visit him, and Joey catches her and Ross kissing. 'I'll call you'? Phoebe: Do you think they have yesterday's daily news? Sorry- sorry we're late, we, uh, kinda just, y'know, lost track of time. He eats it and licks her hand]. Mrs. Bing (TV): Oh, fine. Mrs. Bing (TV): ...I just get this craving for Kung Pao Chicken. Phoebe incites Monicato whistle at a cute guy they see walking on the street. Be cool, be cool, be cool. ...So, um, do you think he's doing any better than he was this morning? Monica: I'm Monica Geller. Mrs. Bing: She's supposed to be with you. Chandler: Please God don't let it be Kung Pao Chicken. [Points to door] Huh? [Monica brushes Coma Guy's hair in the other direction] No! Rachel: Alright, that's it! Phoebe is there stroking Coma Guy's hair, when Monica enters with a bunch of balloons]. Gimme a hug. Mrs. Bing: No. [Rachel feeds something to Paolo. Mrs. Bing: Car's waiting downstairs, I just wanted to drop off these copies of my book for your friends. Just thought I'd drop these off...on the way.. my way... Do you come here a lot? Ross: The girl on the cover with her nipples showing? I don't mean that, I don't mean that bad... Mrs. Bing (TV): Oh no, I am a fabulous mom! There's something I have got to say... You have got yourself a book. The One with Mrs. Bing - Friends [S01E11] Released: 1995-01-05, Rated: TV-PG. Rachel: Okay. The girls explain how they've been t… [The guy turns round, startled. Chandler: I spent the entire day with you, why didn't you tell me?! [She and Paolo walk a little way down the hall], [Joey and Ross go into Monica and Rachel's apartment]. Joey: Yeah, well you didn't call and leave your grip size. Joey: Yeah, well you didn't call and leave your grip size. Ross: C'mon, Chandler, I love your mom. Joey: I'll have you know that Gloria Tribbiani was a handsome woman in her day, alright? Chandler: Are there no conscious men in the city for you two? Chandler: What are you guys doing out here? [Writes a little more] I am so hot! Coma Guy: Uh, a little woozy, but basically okay. No? He could be a Glen. Coma Guy: So. Ross: Okay, well, if she always behaves like this, why don't you say something? Believe me, I cannot sell a Paolo. ', Joey: Then she came back with 'The question is, when are you gonna grow up and realise I have a bomb?'. I think she's a blast. So, maybe it wasn't such a bad idea, y'know, me kissing your mom, uh? See a recent post on Tumblr from @friendsscreencaps-blog about the-one-with-mrs.-bing. Mar 11, 2015 - "The One With Mrs. Bing" is the eleventh episode ofthe first season of Friends. Joey: I dunno, I've been standing here spelling it out for you! Ross tries Mon+Rach's apartment, but it is locked so he has to stand in the hall and pretend he wasn't listening. Find the right subtitles. Most moms use the phone. Mrs. Bing: [Reentering] O-kay. previous | index | next. Awful. Ross: Okay, I think we're getting into a weird area here... [Mon+Rach's door opens and Rachel and Paolo emerge]. Mrs. Bing: Oh, Ross, listen to me. Monica: Oh, I don't know. You have got yourself a book. Joey: [Laughing] Mother-Kisser... [Sees Ross's look] I'll shut up. Mrs. Bing: She's supposed to be with you. Phoebe: Oh! Coma Guy: So. Phoebe: Nothing, I just thought I'd stop by.. y'know, after the uh... that I.. y'know, so what are you doing here? I'd like to start with a song that's about a man that I recently met, who's, um, come to be very important to me. [Writes a little more] I am so hot! Mrs. Bing: Oh, you watched the show! Friends S1E11- The One with Mrs. Bing. You might wanna put the kids to bed for this one. Alright? [Scene 8: Chandler and Joey's. Chandler: I spent the entire day with you, why didn't you tell me?! Ross: [To the rest of Central Perk] We're rehearsing a Greek play. Search. Give it back! Phoebe: Oh! [Grabs Phoebe and turns her away] Phoebe. [Points to door] Huh? Now you tell me she's not a knockout. ...Or something to that effect. Rachel: [Into mike] Okay, that was Phoebe Buffay, everybody. Movies. [Looks through the spyhole]. Rachel: Alright, alright, so I'm not a great typist... Ross: Wait, did you get to the part about his 'huge throbbing pens'? Chandler: Yeah, why not. Rachel: Okay. [Runs out, knocking over the mike stand]. That was me. Chandler: I can't believe it. Joey: You don't kiss your friend's mom! Full transcript Credits Written by Alexa Junge Directed by James Burrows Special guest star Morgan Fairchild as Nora Bing Guest starring Cosimo Fusco as Paolo Co-starring David Sederholm as coma guy. Rachel: Yeah. Rachel: Chandler, I gotta tell you, I love your mom's books! Rachel is writing something and Monica walks up]. Phoebe: You know who shaved you? When Chandler whines he has no-one to kiss at midnight; Joey does the honors. Phoebe: No. Chandler: Awful. Oh, oh, and on page two, he's not 'reaching for her heaving beasts'. [Everyone has settled down to watch, except Chandler]. Phoebe: Just wanna check my horoscope, see if it was right. Ross: [To the rest of Central Perk] We're rehearsing a Greek play. [Leaves; slams the door]. Monica: I know! Monica! Phoebe: Really? [She and Paolo walk a little way down the hall], [Joey and Ross go into Monica and Rachel's apartment]. Without me? Joey: Uhhhh.... he's not even wearing a jockstrap! UP! Joey: Uh... y'know, knowledge is a tricky thing. He told her off, and not just about the kiss, about everything. Chandler: Okay, you guys spend waaaay too much time together. Phoebe: [Walks up with her guitar] Hey Rach. The One with Mrs. Bing. Joey is getting the door in his dressing gown- it's Ross], [Ross drags Joey into the hall and slams the door]. [They both sit down] Well, I think we're ready for some tequila. Joey: In Bizarro World!! Featured on We Were On A Break . Mrs. Bing: [To phone] Okay, thank you. Twitter: @FriendsLikeUsP1 Instagram: friendslupodcast Facebook: Friends Like Us Podcast (@friendslupodcast) Chandler's flamboyant romance-novelist mother comes to visit, and Joey catches her kissing Ross. Joey: Yeah, well, you don't have your racket. Monica: How would I know? [Monica gives her a look] 'Kay. Jay Leno (TV): Y'know, don't take this wrong, I-I just don't see you a-as a mom, somehow.. [To Ross] It's the Italian Hand-Licker, isn't it. Let’s hear it for Mrs. Bing- a true modern lady! You might wanna put the kids to bed for this one. She's, she's sexy, she's-. Ross: When did Rigatoni get back from Rome? [Scene 3: A montage of Mon+Pheebs' visits to the hospital, with 'My Guy' playing in the background. Only you could've picked this place. Monica: Oh, I don't know. The guy gets hit by a truck], [Scene 1: Hospital. Skip navigation Sign in. No! your own Pins on Pinterest Mrs. Bing: Oooh, c'mon, shut up, it's fun. Look, it, it was stupid. Monica: Let's see. Ross: You're my friend. Mrs. Bing: Yeah, any messages for room 226? Hi, um, 'kay. You don't have to be awake to be my man, Monica: This is so typical. Ross walks up]. Joey: [To Ross, on the couch] Now, here's a picture of my mother and father on their wedding day. Anything you want from Lisbon? The One with Mrs. Bing is the eleventh episode of the first season of Friends. ...You know who our hero is. Phoebe: No. Monica: I'm not really here. Chandler: You gotta let me slam the door! Mrs. Bing: Really stupid. Because I know how to write men that women fall in love with. Monica: Oh my God. Joey: In Bizarro World!! Chandler: Yeah, I believe I was talking to Joey, alright there, Mother-Kisser? Weekend at Bernie's is on Showtime, HBL and Cinemax. I have sold a hundred million copies of my books, and y'know why? The One With Mrs. Bing By Emily and Rachael. Monica: [Reads] Yeah, I'd say so. Ross: Chandler, can I just say something? Chandler: I can't believe it. Mrs. Bing: [Reentering] O-kay. [To Ross] It's the Italian Hand-Licker, isn't it. Run! Give it back! Ross: No! Gimme a hug. Joey: How about 'cause if you don't, his mother might. [Turns on the TV]. C'mon, the guy's a secondary character, a, y'know, complication you eventually kill off. The One With Mrs. Bing Season 1 - Episode 11. Search options. Directed by James Burrows. She's, she's sexy, she's-. [She sees Monica sneaking out] Okay, thank you very much, I'm gonna take a short break! Phoebe: Thanks. We done now? Menu. Ross: The guy on the cover with his nipples showing? Ross: Uh.. uh.. Well, Joey and I had discussed getting in an early morning racquetball game. What the hell were you thinking? Thought I'd give it a shot. UP! Believe me, I cannot sell a Paolo. [Scene 3: A montage of Mon+Pheebs' visits to the hospital, with 'My Guy' playing in the background. I guess I'll see you around. Admit something to me? Ross: No. [Walks toward the door]. I think she's a blast. [Leaves and slams the door], [Scene 7: Central Perk- no Chandler. Hi, um, 'kay. Chandler: Yeah, well, you wouldn't think it was cool if you're eleven years old and all your friends are passing around page 79 of 'Mistress Bitch'. You think it's easy giving birth to seven children? Ross: No. Okay, you mean, you're not gonna talk to her, you're not gonna tell her how you feel? Right? Ross: No, no I don't, because it's being restrung, somebody was supposed to bring me one. How, how do you feel? This video is unavailable. Oh, wait, wait, wait. [Grabs Phoebe and turns her away] Phoebe. Mrs. Bing: Oh, Ross, listen to me. [Chandler grabs his finger] Okay, that's my finger. 111 Mrs. Bing ; 112 The Dozen Lasagnas ; 113 The Boobies ; 114 The Candy Hearts ; 115 The Stoned Guy ; 116 The Two Parts, Part I ; 117 The Two Parts, Part II ; 118 All The Poker ; 119 The Monkey Gets Away ; 120 The Evil Orthodontist ; 121 The Fake Monica ; 122 The Ick Factor ; 123 The Birth ; 124 Rachel Finds Out ; SEASON 2. Rachel: Yeah. Rachel: Okay. Joey: Hey, hey, hey, you're lucky I caught them when I did, or else who knows what woulda happened. Meanwhile, Monica and Phoebe fight over a guy in a coma. Phoebe: Y'know what? Mrs. Bing: Alright, well, be good, I love you. Ross: Okay, uh, about last night, um, Chandler.. you didn't tell... [Joey shakes his head] Okay, 'cause I'm thinking- we don't need to tell Chandler, I mean, it was just a kiss, right? [Everyone has settled down to watch, except Chandler]. [The guy turns round, startled. Jay Leno (TV): Folks, when we come back we'll be talking about her new book, 'Euphoria Unbound': the always interesting Nora Tyler Bing. They are both somewhat flustered]. Weekend at Bernie's is on Showtime, HBL and Cinemax. Coma Guy: Uh, a little woozy, but basically okay. Sisters are okay, maybe a hot-lookin' aunt... but not a mom, never a mom! Mr. Bing: But that was after the wedding, it’s not bad luck then. Mrs. Bing: Oh, you watched the show! [Monica brushes Coma Guy's hair in the other direction] No! Ross: Ah, the forbidden love of a man and his door. Jay Leno (TV): Alright, so now you're doing this whole book tour thing, how is that going? It's the one he's licking. Rachel: Well,sounds like you two have issues. Phoebe: Yeah, we-we feel kinda responsible. Just thought I'd drop these off...on the way.. my way... Do you come here a lot? He is holding up a shot glass to his eye like a jeweller's eye]. Wait, wait. As long as you have brainwaves I'll be there to hold your hand. Two sets of lips. Okay? Two sets of lips. Chandler: What are you guys doing out here? Monica: [Entering] What are you guys doing here? Woo! Chandler: Yes, well, I expect this from her. Tell ya, you don't wanna be around when he starts writing with those! I mean, this is so cool! That-that he'd turn round and say 'I love that sound, I must have you now'? Mrs. Bing: [To phone] Okay, thank you. Joey: You usually find them on the 'heaving beasts'. That was me. Monica: Why did I 'woo-hoo'? Mrs. Bing: No. Hello, Coma Guy. [Next is a shot of them dragging an enormous plant into the room, then Monica knitting a sweater, then Phoebe singing, then Phoebe shaving him and chatting to Monica]. Coma Guy: So, the Etch-a-Sketch is from you guys? Without me? Ross: 'Kay, wait a minute, are you sure she didn't say 'When are you gonna grow up and realise I am your mom?'? Joey: How about 'cause if you don't, his mother might. Meanwhile, Monica and Phoebe fight over a guy in a coma. That means he's artistic. Ross: I cannot believe we're having this conversation. And then one day, y'know, it's just, you wake up, and 'See you around'! I have sold a hundred million copies of my books, and y'know why? Okay? [Plays a few chords] Um, Rachel can we do this now? Look, it, it was stupid. Sorry- sorry we're late, we, uh, kinda just, y'know, lost track of time. Admit something to me? [Joey runs off down the hall. Though we just met the other day, I bet he's a lawyer. Ross: [Entering] What is this dive? Chandler and his mom come out]. He can’t see the bride in the wedding dress. Ross is now clearly drunk. Ross: Uh, I'm not really a shot drinking kinda guy. Chandler: You can say that because she's not your mom. Rachel: Oh, she's coming up! Joey: C'mon! [They shake hands] So I told her. Chandler: I can't believe you did this. [Next is a shot of them dragging an enormous plant into the room, then Monica knitting a sweater, then Phoebe singing, then Phoebe shaving him and chatting to Monica]. Phoebe: You know who shaved you? One kiss? She's coming up! I bought my son his first condoms. Monica: [Reading] 'A Woman Undone, by Rachel Karen Green'. Chandler: That would be no. Your movie. He said 'When are you gonna grow up and start being a mom? [Turns to face him] Ooh, come to Momma. We thought you were different. Not even to, um, change his PAJAMAS?! Phoebe: Where? Mrs. Bing: Oh, Ross, listen to me. There is no sign of Coma Guy- his bed is empty], [There is the sound of a flushing toilet and Coma Guy emerges from the bathroom]. What do I want... [Looks at Chandler's menu]. That's it! UP! [To Central Perk] Still doing the play. With Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc. It starts with Monica reading Coma Guy a newspaper]. Be cool, be cool, be cool. Friends Season 1 Episode 11 The One With Mrs Bing. Search, discover and share your favorite The One With Mrs Bing GIFs. I-I wasn't here. Jay Leno (TV): ...Now what is this about you-you being arrested i-in London? Just try to picture her not pregnant, that's all. I mean, even sleeping, he looks smart. Chandler: I'm still mad at you for not telling me. Mrs. Bing: Oh, please, honey, listen, if I can do it, anybody can. Monica: Oh my God. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Ross: Uh.. uh.. Well, Joey and I had discussed getting in an early morning racquetball game. [Pre-intro scene: Monica and Phoebe are walking to a newsstand]. What'd you think? It premiered on January 5, 1995. [Enter Rachel and Paolo. Chandler: I can't believe you did this. Joey is making a snack at the bar]. Coma Guy: Well, what do you want me to say? Chandler: That's very funny. Ross: The girl on the cover with her nipples showing? Ross: [Entering] What is this dive? Ross: The girl on the cover with her nipples showing? Mrs. Bing (TV): ...This is kind of embarrassing, but occasionally after I've been intimate with a man... Chandler: Now why would she say that's embarrassing? Eric is a 36 year-old Friends obsessive and Angel, born during the series premiere, has never seen an episode. One kiss? Mrs. Bing: Oh, Ross, listen to me. Jay Leno (TV): Y'know, don't take this wrong, I-I just don't see you a-as a mom, somehow.. Joey: Uh... y'know, knowledge is a tricky thing. Chandler's flamboyant romance-novelist mother comes to visit, and Joey catches her kissing Ross. Monica points to Phoebe. Though we just met the other day, (Monica enters.) Woo! Aaah! Ross: Okay, 'you' can't, or [Points to Chandler] you can't? [Scene 6: Hospital. Monica: [Reading] 'A Woman Undone, by Rachel Karen Green'. 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